It’s wet outside today. I hate it when it’s wet outside. I hate it wen I get wet. The people put me out again last night, but I didn’t want to go out that time. Usually I like to roam the wods at night, but not when it’s wet. I told them I didn’t want to go out, but Mama said “You could stay in if you didn’t wake us up at 3am!” But I do. I can’t help it. I just get so darn bored. I’m all awake, and they’re just lying there, not playing with me. They just don’t understand though. Like today. It’s al wet outside, and I ask them to turn it off. I mean, if they can make it rain in the bathroom, surely they can make it NOT rain outside.